#65 – “Oogy: The Dog Only A Family Could Love” by Larry Levin
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A Christmas Special (4/10) by Admiral Fartmore (book found by Admiral Fartmore) Admiral’s note: Beau edited this, but forgot to make a note because he was too busy slaughtering and feasting on a goat. That’s not a joke. Merry Christmas. Sometimes people say that those who can’t do, teach. I don’t know how true the sentiment is, but people say it. My mom said it, at least – but then again, my childhood was filled with lies. Whatever. For the sake of me starting this review, let’s assume it’s true. Those who can’t do, teach. Now, does some variation apply to romance authors? Do those thatRead More →
Give the People What They Want (2/10) by Beau Dashington (book assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: For years Beau has been calling the bathroom the “holodeck” where he goes on his special adventures. Lately he can’t seem to go without his “four interchangeable sets hands” wolverine doll, which is all fine and dandy except the hands never come back and they are getting expensive to replace. Everybody loves a good crossover, like when Freddy met Jason, when Alien met Predator, or when Harry met Sally. Crossovers can be amazing and entertaining. We all remember that episode of the Simpsons where the cast of theRead More →
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for ISIS Cream (4.1/10) by Beau Dashington (book assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: with this first post in over a year commences our soft come back; soft just like Beau’s penis. Well, soft until he started reading this book anyway. We fucked up. I admit it. We totally fucked this up. We haven’t posted a review in months. It was mostly because of Admiral Fartmore. Honestly. It all started when we tried to make him review a book by this asshole, and it caused a breakdown that took almost a year to address. And the onlyRead More →
Two More Colours Than A Rainbow (1.7/10) by Peartree (book assigned by Beau Dashington) Editor’s note: We continue Monsters Month for Halloween… For some reason in November. Not sure why. We fucked up. We pretty much missed Monster Month here at the PSBC but will carry onward with ‘The Sea Hag’, maybe not quite a terrifying monster name but make no mistake, this thing is scary. Crammed full of incoherent clichés and nonsensical plot resolutions my jaw certainly dropped in horror a couple of times. ‘The Sea Hag’ is the story of prince Dennis who lives in the beautiful crystal palace of Emath. His father, Hale,Read More →
Don’t Worry, Bee Happy (0.01/10) by Beau Dashington (book assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: Whenever a bee is around, Beau gets all stiff and waves his arms around like some kind of animatronic fortune teller. It’s just a sweet little bee, why does he act like such a scaredy cat? It’s not like he’s introducing himself to a cute lady or something. What a wuss! It’s really funny when folks you know have deadly allergies. Well, here we are: the first ever Piece of Shit Book Club™ review for Monsters Month 2015, the first annual time of year where we celebrate monsters and everything they’ve done forRead More →