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Dear Grumpy Cat  by Peartree Editor’s Note (Admiral Fartmore): Peartree was sick of dog books. He was also sick of reading. So we figured a picture book about cats might work.   That’s alright Grumpy You don’t know me Grumpy, and I’m sure whatever I say won’t change your attitude of embracing ‘true grumpiness’, but you made it, and you don’t have to be grumpy anymore. You’re a god damned millionaire and you were on the fucking WWE. You saw your shot and took it. You should be proud; you took your shot straight up to that dead horse and put it right in itsRead More →

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I’d take the Vegan Cookbook over this  by Peartree Editor’s Note (Admiral Fartmore): Hm. Guess not all nerds love building bombs. Two thirds into reading this book my e-reader broke down. It is now permanently stuck showing a glitched out version of the cover of “The Anarchist Cookbook” by William Powell. Thanks for fucking up my e-reader Powell. Twat. All of my annotations and highlighted quotes are stuck on there so I’ll be doing this from memory, the way all cookbooks should be used. Gotta wing that shit™ and feel the flow.   Written in the late 1960’s by a 19 year old, the CookbookRead More →

Atlanta is very far inland...

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Intentionally Bad… Is Good?  by Peartree Book Assigners’ Note (Dewey Booklover and Admiral Fartmore): Heyyyy, we liked one!   The idea of creating something intentionally bad is as old as time itself. Be it Chaucer pranking those courtly audience members with The Tale Of Melibee, anti-art movements like the Incoherents or Dada, the Fantastic Four 1994 unreleased film, the video game Don’t Buy This, music by Kanye West, paintings hung in hotel rooms, or literature like Atlanta Nights and The Little Ass-tronaut, there is something to be said for that which is created purely to be shat™ on. The general consensus on intentionally bad art is that it fails; theRead More →

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Strange Crosses And Bubblegum  by Peartree Assigner’s Note (Admiral Fartmore): I wonder if Archie would have sided with the Nazis. Jughead for sure.   The Girl Who Loved the Swastika taught me the difference between good and bad. God, America, and bubble-gum? All good. Nazis, Russians, and rape? All bad. That said, these views aren’t always universal. Almost everyone agrees on the rape. There aren’t many people on the pro-rape side of the argument, even rapists probably don’t go so far as to say it’s a good thing. There are a few people on the pro-Nazi side, like white-supremacists and neo-Nazis, but still most are stillRead More →

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Two More Colours Than A Rainbow  (1.7/10)  by Peartree (book assigned by Beau Dashington) Editor’s note: We continue Monsters Month for Halloween… For some reason in November. Not sure why. We fucked up. We pretty much missed Monster Month here at the PSBC but will carry onward with ‘The Sea Hag’, maybe not quite a terrifying monster name but make no mistake, this thing is scary. Crammed full of incoherent clichés and nonsensical plot resolutions my jaw certainly dropped in horror a couple of times. ‘The Sea Hag’ is the story of prince Dennis who lives in the beautiful crystal palace of Emath. His father, Hale,Read More →