Who am I?
I am four people in one gestalt entity:
- Admiral Fartmore – a Sea Captain
- Beau Dashington – a horse millionaire
- PearTree – My Little Pony Enthusiast
- Dewey Booklover – a small child who likes to read
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- WildCard – a real-life valet.
- CaptainCharisma – a silverback gorilla.
- HotBot – a sexy robot.
|Interests||Reading Pieces of Shit™|
|Favourite Films||Films are for people who can’t read|
|Favourite Books||Anything that’s a real Piece of Shit™|