Red Rain. The rain was red. Red was the colour of the rain. I read it (not readily). (0/10) By HotBot (book submitted by a Fan) Editor’s note: As requested by DiscordiasFavoredSon, we are reviewing this wonderful Piece of Shit™. My favourite film growing up was The Labyrinth, starring David Bowie, Jennifer Connelly, and a bunch of puppets. I really loved that movie (and can still quote every line)—I loved the concept, the magic of the ball scene, the themes of friendship, and I wanted to be Jennifer Connelly so badly (I still do). However, I re-watched it last year, and rather than magic, all I could see was David Bowie’s crotch. Seriously, thereRead More →