Ball (2/10) By Admiral Fartmore (book chosen by Beau Dashington) Editor’s Note: I happen to know firsthand that the story about Admiral Fartmore’s Korean girlfriend is a lie, and that he refuses to speak to Koreans because he’s a horrible inveterate racist. He refers to them as “Samsungs.” He’s a disgusting imperialist. Long live Dear Leader. There’s a popular Korean belief that if you dream of shit, it’s a sign of future prosperity. I originally learned this from a Korean girl I dated, who one day called excitedly to tell me all about a massive dump that she’d taken in a dream. I really didn’tRead More →