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Your Child Is A Persian Rug (2.1/10) By Peartree (book chosen by HotBot) Editor’s Note: I’m not entirely convinced that anyone in the Piece of Shit™ Book Club should reproduce.  Participation seems like a fairly good sign that you’re a damaged and possibly deviant soul.  All the talk about spanking in this review tends to convince me further.  – the Spanish Flu.  There’s quite a bit I want to say about this book, but really it comes down this: you probably shouldn’t switch your toddler for climbing up on a chair, but if your kid ends up on Maury bragging about how much drugs and sexRead More →

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Adventurous Handiwork (5.1/10) By Peartree (book chosen by Beau Dashington) Editor’s Note: A few weeks ago, we decided it was time to revisit some of the worst authors we had read so far. And so here is the second installment in our series of sequels. So Peartree is revisiting the second book in the boys trilogy. In the last book, the boys were being homoerotic and looking for treasure. What will happen this time? Only time will tell. For any long time readers out there you may be shocked to see a rating above 5.0. But yes, that is not a typo. Although certainly aRead More →

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Anthropomorphic Conceit — Or, All Dogs Are Retards. (2.23/10) By Peartree (book chosen by Beau Dashington)   Editor’s Note:  When dogs get boners the dink looks all pink and weird. If you poke it with a stick it will shrivel back into the body.   “If you believe as I do—that Benji represents a certain kind of mutation, and that he is pure love—then this is merely one more expression of that most delightful of genetic mishaps: a creature entirely benign and wishing only to express the immense love he feels inside.” Imagine, if you will, a race of super intelligent extraterrestrials. They come to earthRead More →

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“Pharoahs can’t swim in the desert.” (3.4/10) By  Peartree (chosen by Beau Dashington) Editor’s Note: Carrots are purple. Why am I a bird?   When Beau assigned me ‘You And Your Retarded Child’ to read for our group I was a little confused. It didn’t seem like a book that would be funny to read, nor would it upset me enough to delight his schadenfreude. But as I read on I came to understand his choice and the man who chose it. I came to realize that Beau is a mentally challenged man. Albeit one who finds humour in self-hating antiquated words like ‘retarded’, ‘mongoloid’, and ‘cretin’.The book makes very clearRead More →

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Won’t someone think of the children!? (4.1/10) By Peartree (Submitted by David Standeven) Editor’s Note: This is the second time the Piece of Shit Book Club™ has been asked to review a book by its author. The rest of us were so fucking busy that we really didn’t have the time but thankfully Peartree is an anti-social loser. Maybe David will write a review of another book or something or we’ll get him to guest post or some shit, what the fuck do I know. Shattered Prophecy is available for purchase here.     Why do dogs circle three or more times before sitting down? WhyRead More →

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I’ll thrust my groin whenever I damn well please. (3.3/10) By Peartree (book chosen by Captain Charisma) Editors Note: Captain Charisma thought Peartree would be the most suited to review a book on gentlemanly conduct due to his regular and common disgraceful behaviour. Judging from the review, he clearly did not learn a thing. Next time I go on holiday with him I hope he at least brings more than one fucking suit. The Modern Gentleman is a mish mash guide of bizarrely random and sometimes confusing topics. Useful subjects such as artful conversation and apologies are followed by perplexing over analyses of mundane subjects,Read More →