A Bad Case of Crabs by Beau Dashington Editor’s Note (Admiral Fartmore): Wow, sounds like these crabs really were huge. Lets get one or two things clear right from the get-go. This book is called Night of the Crabs, but it doesn’t take place at night. I couldn’t believe it, okay? A better title is Several Days of Crabs. Come on, idiot! Name your book right. Secondly, I don’t want any jokes about pubic lice (aka “crabs”), okay? Its just not going to happen. Lets keep this presidential. This book is about crabs and first of all, these crabs – and let me tell you we knew thisRead More →