Duck-stractingly Sexy. (7/10)
By Beau Dashington
(Book chosen by HotBot)
involvement of ladies in science, I was quite surprised to be assigned Regarding Ducks and Universes to read this week, since it was written by someone who claims to be both a woman and a scientist. I know, I know. It
sounds insane. Women and knowledge are clearly a volatile mix. But bear with me
while we get to the bottom of this.
Satire aside, I find this woman to be exceptionally attractive.
This is nonsense! With this going on, how are men scientists supposed to work, and solve the world’s real problems, like male pattern baldness? Would Oppenheimer have invented the a-bomb, or would Nobel have discovered dynamite, with all these hot broads flaunting their sensual selves in the workplace? Probably not. And without nuclear weapons and dynamite, clearly the world would be a much worse place. For starters, it would probably be gay and communist.
Let’s start with her scientific credentials, which I put absolutely no faith in. And I say that as a trained scientist. I have a Bachelor’s degree in Political Science. It’s a science, people. It says so in the name. Plus, I read Hawking’s The Theory of Everything, and I even understood some of it.Ms Maslakovic claims to have a doctorate in electrical engineering. Now personally, I’ve never heard of this poxy little community college called Stanford where she claims to have done her PhD. I mean, come on. Stanford? Never heard of it. More like Sanford, as in Sanford and Son, the 1970s show about men selling garbage. Basically I’m saying that Stanford is a pile of garbage. You follow me?
Incidentally, as we all know from the recent 2015 Stanley Cup Playoffs, Neve Maslkovic isn’t the only one who is duck-stractingly sexy. Just check out the Anaheim Ducks’ center and captain Ryan Getzlaf. And you can’t get sexier than this guy, even though he has a receding hairline…Maybe we don’t need to spend billions curing male baldness after all.
Satire aside, I find this man to be exceptionally attractive. He’s also damn good at hockey.