Anthropomorphic Conceit — Or, All Dogs Are Retards. (2.23/10) By Peartree (book chosen by Beau Dashington) Editor’s Note: When dogs get boners the dink looks all pink and weird. If you poke it with a stick it will shrivel back into the body. “If you believe as I do—that Benji represents a certain kind of mutation, and that he is pure love—then this is merely one more expression of that most delightful of genetic mishaps: a creature entirely benign and wishing only to express the immense love he feels inside.” Imagine, if you will, a race of super intelligent extraterrestrials. They come to earthRead More →